Calling all hot women of the Lord! Dating to save people from hell! (this is a word-for-word quote)
We at Clowning for Christ International are dedicated to the teachings of Jesus Christ (ditto)
karate for Christ
the recreational Christianity zone
man breaks all ten commandments before breakfast (video)
test your health with 'battleground God'
and the only possible response: “If you all don’t lower your voices and cease calling me Satan, I will have to sing show tunes.”
oh, and look! the futuretime has arrived! It's a flying car: