Not About Him ([info]notabouthim) wrote,
@ 2006-02-23 08:25:00
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Entry tags:art, coding, geeks, genius

tie me down, geek me up
unconscious decisions are smarter (so best to code while asleep, drooling on your keyboard?)

common sorting algorithms, and their relative performance (this one is best for cousins, this for grandmas, but these aunt good for anything, har har)

how to completely demotivate programmers with a single sentence (and no, not the obvious "here, code this access database" or "you're on tech support")

famous unsolved codes and ciphers (do one of these and I'll buy you an icecream)

top 10 reasons geeks make good fathers (what? not a single mention of the size of their schlongs or their penetrating, uhh, intelligence?)

and just coz they're SO cute (plus, you know, tell me a geek that doesn't like the simpsons (and no, I'm not talking about you [info]beagl, or you [info]happyinmotion, you're just ornery for the hell of it, that doesn't count *grin*)):

fingernail art (oh, oh, and this is just funny as hell)


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<ornery>
[info]happyinmotion
2006-02-22 12:59 pm UTC (link)
top 1 reason why geeks make bad fathers

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[info]notabouthim
2006-02-22 01:30 pm UTC (link)
well, that aut to be a problem, but with the increasing need for analytical skills in society, I'm not totally convinced it's a bad thing..

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[info]butt0ns
2006-02-22 01:34 pm UTC (link)
Heh, I'm not sure how eager I am to believe a Professor who may well be related to Ali G
;)

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Re: <ornery>
[info]notabouthim
2006-02-22 01:40 pm UTC (link)
oh excellent!! and well spotted, I missed that completely.

you're right, btw... he's Ali G's cousin

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[info]llearch
2006-02-22 03:28 pm UTC (link)
But.. I don't like the Simpsons, either.

... oh, no. Hang on. I'm just ornery for the hell of it, too. :-)

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[info]notabouthim
2006-02-22 03:31 pm UTC (link)
ha! well, at least you're not related to Ali G..

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[info]segrada
2006-02-22 05:18 pm UTC (link)
look at the wrinkles .. crack whore

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[info]notabouthim
2006-02-22 05:20 pm UTC (link)
*laugh*

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